You just couldn't wait, could you?

April 11, 2017

I had noticed your profile and wanted to reach out in regards to an engineering role with Initech. If you are up for a conversation I’d welcome the opportunity to connect to tell you more about the role and the company.

An opportunity to learn more about a company! Hurrah!

Here’s some info:

[Five paragraphs about the company, breathlessly describing the wonderful founders, the massive funding, etc, etc]

Please let me know if I can send you more info… It would be great to keep in touch with you either way.

I’m pretty sure you’ve beat Wikipedia in describing this thing. If I need to write a research paper, you’re at the top of the list.

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