And don't call me ASAP!

April 16, 2017

I am a recruiter looking for a Senior Full-Stack or Back-End Software Engineer in the SF Bay Area for a rapidly growing and well-funded company.

I can only hope that said company puts in more effort to distinguish themselves from the competition.

Great compensation!

Thanks, I’ve been working on it lately.

You may have the experience my client needs.

…may have? Does my experience live in a quantum state that can only be collapsed by an interview?

Please leave me your number or call my colleague ASAP to discuss.

Hello colleague ASAP! It looks like we have many things to discuss. Let’s start with your bland recruiting emails.

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