Our client is a VC backed startup that needs to hire a full stack web developer to potty train their puppies. OK, not really. But if you can bring print style advertising to mobile, and play with puppies than call us.
Hold on, I just got whiplash from that shift.
You will help customers visualize billions of data points,
And they have Puppies. Please give me a call, email or send a resume (wouldn’t hurt to enclose puppy picture)
(This is all made funnier by the fact that my online alter-ego is SomeKittens)