I've got your nodes!

Javascript/HTML/CSS/Angular/Nodes Front End Developer/Engineer & Full Stack Developer @AcmeWebWidgets #Oakland

Good thing you added that hashtag, otherwise I never would have figured out where you were located.

Currently we are looking for a Front End Developer and a Full Stack Developer to join our Rock Star team

The only time you should use the phrase "Rock Star team" is if you actually are Rockstar games. And you're not.

The AcmeWebWidgets team offers very competitive salaries

Introducing the Type A salary. Never cooperate again!

medical, dental and vision plans, matching 401K, unlimited paid time off, holiday time, and a relaxed worked environment, plus soft serve ice cream daily.

I think offering comprehensive insurance may be at odds with unlimited soft serve.