Exclusivity is overrated

Subject: I'm sure you get 100's of these a day, this will be worth your time- Node.js spot to connect the world

Finally, an InMail that's worth reading!

I'm working exclusively with a company in San Jose, ran by a billionaire owner of the Aberdeen Wolfhounds. We think your experience at $COMPANY and your node.js skills set you apart as a candidate.

Not only that, I'm gullible too! I'd be appalled at this waste of my time if I weren't a Linux user.